Here is my effort to make their old age more to their liking. I know it’s not easy being a leftist. Progressivsim requires a dearth of intelligent consideration, therefore the mind of the lefty has largely atrophied by the time they reach old age, which is doubtful anyway, what with all that tear gas, rubber bullets and Marxist sophistry that assaults their bodies and minds.
But for the lefty who has somehow managed to survive all the emoting and various other efforts they indulge in to pass the time, here is my thoughtful list of the 5 best places on this Earth for the old lefty to retire to. The following list is in no specific order.
Russia – this one is a no-brainer, therefore the more likely choice of the old leftist, as using their brains is a challenge with which they are distinctly unfamiliar. Russia rocks for them. Former Commies run the joint. They hate America with a passion, so there is that clear connection for the DA, or “Disgruntled American” as I delineated in my last piece on Tea Party membership requirements. And yes, DA is completely interchangeable with “asswipe” should one prefer the more traditional term for these self-loathers.
Russia has it all for the old lefty – massive government, deficit spending, lines to get bread, meat and toilet paper – ahhhh, the good old days, huh Lefties? Don’t wanna have to think for yourself? This is the place to be for sure. Like tiny apartments in huge monolithic “apartment blocks” as the highrise dwellings are often referred to? Into too much furniture shoved into tiny living spaces? Enjoy borsht? Like the sound of cries and moans as entire families are drug off in the wee hours of darkness for new digs in Siberia? Russia is for you.
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